Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Catenema.com: Do NOT Try This at Home!

Catenema.com: Do NOT Try This at Home!

This just about gave Akeeyu an asthma attack.

Akeeyu (reading over my shoulder): Actually it did... Where's my inhaler?

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Fertitily Fun at the Supermarket

So, Akeeyu and I were at the supermarket, picking up some vegetable oil for dinner. The last time we went shopping for vegetable oil, we were looking for a lubricant that wouldn't impact our chances of conceiving. We settled on an Organic Canola Oil for that task. This time, we were just using it in our FryDaddy. If you were in the supermarket near us, you'd have had the pleasure of overhearing this exchange:

Akeeyu: "What kind do you think we need? Peanut? Canola?"
Sam: "Alton Brown says Peanut Oil for frying."
Akeeyu: "Ahh... (in that "Good god, did he bring up Alton Brown again?" tone)
Sam: "Hey... Organic Peanut Oil. Should we get the organic stuff?"
Akeeyu: (Loudly and slightly exasperated) "Jeez, Sam, we're cooking with it, not fucking with it!"

Ahh... Good times!

Saturday, June 18, 2005

We've reset the Happiness Meter

Earlier today, I was on the phone with Akeeyu. Her near-delirious state is gone. Apparently, yesterday's happiness from the doctor's visit lasted just 24 hours. If you've ever worked in a place with manual labor, you may have seen an Accident Free Days poster at work. I'm tempted to purchase one and scratch out any references to Accidents and replace it with Happiness.

"This Akeeyu has gone ZERO days without Happiness. The previous record was 93 days. Do your part to make a new record!"


(She will fill y'all in later, I am sure.)

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